Posted on September 16, 2008 at 1:50 pm

iPod Shuffle Owners: Where’s Our Genius?

Despite non-true rumors that the 1st-Gen iPod Classics would be getting the Genius feature, there’s a group of iPod owners out there that just ain’t happy.
“We Shuffle owners feel left out,” said S. Huffle, owner of every iPod Shuffle since the one that looked like gum.  “We always get the short end of the stick. [...]

Posted on September 9, 2008 at 11:29 am

Almost Live Coverage of Apple’s “Let’s Rock” Event

We’re live here in, well, our office, and covering Apple’s groundbreaking event.

Steve looks like he always does.
He’s not dead.
iTunes 8 will tell a “genius in the cloud” that you want to make playlists based on the music of Zamfir and give you a list of songs that will sound good in a mix with pan [...]

Posted on September 6, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Our Prediction: Everyone Else Is Entirely Wrong About The New iPod

Sure, everyone’s seen the grainy picture of the what is supposed to be the new iPod Nano, but nobody seems to ask “why is that picture so grainy?”
Until Now.
We asked.  We dug. We searched. We combed the beaches, we combed our hair, we went to distant corners of our house and the Internet and came [...]