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Unix One-liners

Ruby_ninjas — Sat, 24 May 2008 19:02:22 +0000

Unix is user friendly…its just selective about who its friends are.
To err is human…to really foul up requires the root password.
Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption

Physics Joke

Ruby_ninjas — Sat, 24 May 2008 15:50:21 +0000

Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop.
The officer walks up to the window and says, “Do you know how fast you were going?” To which he replies, “No, but I know exactly where I am!”

C++ Programmer Joke

Ruby_ninjas — Fri, 23 May 2008 23:34:13 +0000

First Android: Did you hear about the C++ programmer whose boxers were too loose?
Second Android: He kept trying to use << to shift his bits.
Both: $ irb puts "Ha" * 3 + "!"

Basic Programmer Joke

Ruby_ninjas — Fri, 23 May 2008 17:22:25 +0000

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