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Unix is user friendly…its just selective about who its friends are.
To err is human…to really foul up requires the root password.
Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption

Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop.
The officer walks up to the window and says, “Do you know how fast you were going?” To which he replies, “No, but I know exactly where I am!”

First Android: Did you hear about the C++ programmer whose boxers were too loose?
Second Android: He kept trying to use << to shift his bits.
Both: $ irb
puts “Ha” * 3 + “!”

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