Crazy Apple News Site

Really!

For years¹, you have had to read CANS on your gigantic laptop or desktop computer. Trying to read this glorious repository of Apple-flavored wit and wisdom on an iPhone or iPod Touch was a frustrating, nay, infuriating experience.

But no more!  Through countless hours² of diligent effort, the Androids and I have brought forth: Mobile CANS.

That’s right, all you owners of pocket-sized computers! From now on you can access the latest and greatest in made up news in full HTML5-style glory at http://crazyapplenews.com/m.  It even looks pretty good as a web clip!

The Mobile site has all the the flavor and all the footnotes of the full-size site, with none of the archives! That’s right, Mobile CANS lets you live your life by only showing you the last ten posts to the site.  But don’t worry: it considerately stores those articles on your device so even when you’re off line you are on top of the world of new gadgets…and the geeks who love them.

How much would you pay for all this conveneince? Nothing, obviously! I mean come on, you’ve already clicked the link and you’re using the new site instead of the old one, aren’t you?  Well that’s right friends, all this power, all this lack-of-archive, all this style can be yours absolutely free! Act now! Supplies are limited³! Operators are standing around.

1. 1 and a bit [↩]
2. okay, three [↩]
3. theoretically [↩]