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Every Friday we publish a list of inFrequently Asked Questions and answers to help you, the Crazy Apple user, get more out of your Crazy Apple products.

This week: iMovie ’09, the “You win this time, Pogue!” edition.

Q: Didn’t you already do iMovie?

A: Well, yeah, but that was version ’08. This is version ’09.

Q: Like that really matters with these things. I seem to recall that last time, you wrote about someone making a “space pirate ninja elf romance”.

A: Didn’t you have some questions? Please?

Q: I liked that entry. It was witty. It was clever. And now you’re just hoping we’ve all forgotten about it.

A: iMovie ’09 has themes!

Q: I just don’t know, pal.

A: And maps! Ooh, ooh! What about that image stabilization, eh?

Q: I mean, the Internet has standards. People can’t just go recycling things like this all willy-nilly. Where’s your blogger’s license?

A: License, right, right. I’ve got so many! Let me see here, Driver’s License, General Public License, Poetic License, License to Ill,…

Q: Buddy, you know what the fine for blogging without a license is?

A: No, but I’ll bet you’d be more likely to get it from Cory Doctorow than from a poor hack like me.

Q: Doctorow! Don’t get me started on Doctorow. Naaaah, It’d be too much work to get up to that balloon of his. Listen, buddy. You run a nice little outfit here, and I’d hate to see you get shut down, so I’ll give ya some slack this time.

A: Thank you, officer!

Q: But don’t let me see you without your Blogger’s License again!

A: You won’t, I promise.

Q: And a little new content every now and again wouldn’t hurt either. Smarten the place up a bit, you know.

A: Yes sir! I’ll get right on that.

Q: You do that. Well, kid, I gotta run. Be good. I’ll be seein’ ya. [walks out door]

A: Man! Someone has got to do something about that Gruber. I mean, it was cute at first, but now…