Infedelity in the Apple Community
So, Mr. Moltz finally admits that he’s left the pure world of Apple blogging in favor of fear mongering. And frankly we here at CANS are shocked, shocked and offended that he would be running this shameful side project. You can rest assured that CANS is our highest online priority, and that neither I nor any of the Ruby Ninja Androids would even think of running any other web sites…
Oh, those. Right. Um. Well, CANS is always first, you know that, baby. C[2]N means nothing to me1 …Yes, I know I opened a web store with C[2]N shirts, but It’s never sold any! C’mon, you know I love CANS most! Awww, now don’t be like that!…
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Don’t worry, Nate. I only read CANS.
Nate, I realize you’re probably posting this article via your wi-fi toothbrush, but it’s not up to your usual high production standards. (The new wi-fi Sonicare has spellcheck.)
What, you don’t like Anroids? I admit, they sound kinda problematic.
My wi-fi colgate supreme just has “email your dentist about your gums” check, which I disabled, because I don’t like my dentist.