On This Day In History
Newswire (AP) Dateline-the Internet: On this day, December 7th, at exactly 7:07 PM, an almost-unknown Apple satirist turned 31.
Several sources also reported hearing “a disturbance in the ‘Net, as if millions of viruses suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.”
I know. We were expecting something bigger, too.
Should we be singing Happy Birthday?
I think we have enough info now to do a horoscope, as long as we can figure out the latitude, longitude, and altitude.