We’re live here in, well, our office, and covering Apple’s groundbreaking event.
- Steve looks like he always does.
- He’s not dead.
- iTunes 8 will tell a “genius in the cloud” that you want to make playlists based on the music of Zamfir and give you a list of songs that will sound good in a mix with pan pipes.
- Is this the same cloud where Mobile Me lives?
- iPods!
- New Nanos! They look suspiciously like the iPod Giga!
- That’ll be announced next. You just watch.
- Here it comes.
- …Or new earbuds. That’s good too.
- And a flying rainbow.
- Of nanos.
- Wow! the new iPod touch looks just like the old iPhone! Kinda!
- Nike built in! If only I ever used that, or even wanted to!
- Iron Man! I’ll bet he has an iPhone.
- Why does John Meyer keep showing up in people’s playlists?
- Spore! Wow! that’s…something we all knew about. Phil looks good, though.
- It’s like Phil has never seen an iPod before. What’s that all about?
- It’s like he wants to, say, kiss each and every pixel on the screen. Odd.
- If I was going to play soccer on my iTouch, it’d be Philippines vs. Finland. Yeah!
- Why do games get all the accelerometer support? I want a “shake and calc” spreadsheet for the iPhone!
- This is the funnest iPod ever” Is “funnest” a word?
- Updates for money? What is Apple thinking?
- Here comes the Giga. It’s a “One more thing” type of announcement.
- No! No John Mayer! Please! NO! Oh, It’s Jack Johnson. That’s alright then.
- Jack Johnson + “Let’s Rock” = Mellow, acoustic sounds. Huh.
- At least we avoided John Mayer. I can’t stand that little rodent.
- I’d be sleeping right now, but there’s all this static.
- Aaaand another song.
- In what way is Jack Johnson “used to 20-something girls”?
- I don’t want to think about Jack’s friends watching him sing love songs to his wife. I really don’t.
- Well, that’s all folks. Until next time!
Ace Deuce on September 9th, 2008 at 8:53 pm says:
Yes, “funnest” is a word, and so is “funner.”
But you should have used “most rollicking.”