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Firefox No Longer Hates Macs

Firefox 3, the latest version of Mozilla’s legendary open source browser, is the first of the ‘Fox dynasty to make peace with OSX.

For years Firefox on the Mac has been ugly, ugly like a duck covered in oil and thrown off the back of a truck into a pile of herring innards that have been sitting by the side of the road from the toxic-waste-spewing EEA violators.  But now, all is sweetness and light.   Firefox has beautiful cocoa widgets and a new theme that looks so Leopard-y that Safari is kinda jealous.

Safari, meanwhile, is promising that good things are coming “real soon now™ ”, while the ‘Fox is running around the world like a marathon runner with a jet pack.  No, two jet packs, a transporter, and, like, a freakin’ laser cannon.  Rumors of the download site being down all morning on the big day are completely untrue and were made up by Hillary Clinton to ruin Firefox’s reputation.  Firefox is awesome.

Out-positive that, Walt Mossberg.

  1. Heinz
    June 17th, 2008 at 15:39 | #1

    Wow… where’s Ace? Do I dare FIRST before him?

    Yeeeaaaahh… why not.

    And… isn’t the ™ thing a Jack Miller concoction? Are you mixing your gods again?

  2. Sue
    June 17th, 2008 at 16:10 | #2

    Second first!

  3. Ace Deuce
    June 17th, 2008 at 19:53 | #3

    Third and peppiest first!!!

    So now I have to try Firefox again? First it was Navigator, then Explorer, then Safari, then Firefox, then Shiira, then Camino, then Safari again. Why can’t we just crown one browser and be done with it. Pick and stick!

  4. Nate
    June 17th, 2008 at 23:10 | #4

    Whaaaaat!?! you forgot Opera? They have a new version out now, too! And it’s lickably awesome! C’mon, try it. Just one more browser won’t hurt you! All the cool…er…Norwegians are doing it!

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